By VICTOR E. SASSON
EDITOR
On Page 1 of The Record today, thousands of words from the befuddled Road Warrior amount to little more than an elaborate "Never mind."
Why did Staff Writer John Cichowski waste readers' time, even after police told him a suggestion from a resident to safeguard a radar officer was impractical and that any tickets given wouldn't stand up in court (A-1)?
On the Local front, the obituary for Miriam Burgess, onetime editor of The Record's lifestyle pages, carefully avoids comparing her to some of the turkeys who succeeded her and ran what is now called the Better Living section (L-1).
And in a refreshing change, the dessert- and meat-obsessed Elisa Ung enthuses about a salad in the very first sentence of her rave review of Mezza in Westwood (BL-16).
Meanwhile, today's edition of the weekly Hackensack Chronicle -- delivered with The Record -- carries two stories from the July 21 meeting of the City Council the Woodland Park daily didn't bother covering or reporting.
Speed cameras
The A-1 and A-8 headlines on today's Road Warrior collumn are Cichowski's lame attempt to ignore the safety of speed cameras, which would make radar checkpoints and police chases obsolete.
The headlines are merely intended to fool gullible readers into plowing through the silly column on an impractical suggestion by Lisa Sheriff that police radar cars park in her driveway to catch speeders on Route 17 in Waldwick.
Waldwick Police Officer Christopher Goodell was killed on July 17 when his radar-equipped cruiser, parked on the shoulder of Route 17, was hit by a tractor trailer whose driver didn't try to stop.
Goodell's family is getting a consolation prize, a bill to create the Christopher Goodell Memorial Highway along Route 17 in Waldwick (L-3).
As noisy as ever
The noise from landscapers' leaf blowers is unabated, despite The Record's claim that "police are teaming up across county lines to solve a rash of landscaping-equipment thefts" (L-1).
This major crime story follows another expose this week about the theft of nine luxury vehicles in Paramus since January.
Hackensack news
For the "latest" Hackensack news, see today's edition of the Hackensack Chronicle.
The City Council on July 21 introduced an $8.6 million bond ordinance to cover tax appeal refunds, some dating to 2005, the last year Jack Zisa served as mayor.
On Page 3, the weekly reports on a July 21 presentation by Brian Nelson, the city's redevelopment attorney, on "long-term tax abatement agreements, also known as Payments in Lieu of Taxes."
Unfortunately, the story is incomprehensible.
Night and day
I took NJ Transit's 165 Turnpike Express into Manhattan today to have lunch, and the trip was far smoother than Wednesday afternoon's nightmare.
See:
I take an NJ Transit bus from hell into Manhattan gridlock
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