By VICTOR E. SASSON
EDITOR
Governor Christie has always done a masterful job of public relations to hide the sad state of the Garden State, and today, he is aided and abetted by The Record's editors and reporters.
Once again, the staff of the Woodland Park daily, including Columnist Charles Stile, desperately parse every word of the GOP bully's State of the State address for a definitive sign that he'll run for president in 2016 (A-1, A-6 and A-7).
Christie champion Stile called the speech "an early draft of a Christie for President campaign mailer" (A-1).
Toliet paper would be an appropriate material for such a mailer in view of all the bullshit Christie has used to bury New Jersey residents in the past five years.
Staff Writers Melissa Hayes, John Reitmeyer and Dustin Racioppi don't waste any time spinning Christie's speech, using the first paragraph of their lead Page 1 story to parrot "a pledge to veto any income-tax increases."
Instead of breathing a sigh of relief, New Jersey's middle class knows the Democratic-led Legislature has never tried to raise their income taxes, but that Christie has repeatedly vetoed a tax surcharge on his millionaire supporters.
The main headline has readers shaking their heads as they stare at a familiar photo of the Assembly chamber in Trenton (A-1):
"Christie's bigger stage"
Readers have to turn to A-7 for the truth, as reported by Staff Writer Christopher Maag:
"Roads are crumbling. Bridges are falling. And New Jersey's fund to fix those problems is out of money.
"But Governor Christie did not address the state's transportation crisis ..., saying only that New Jersey has a 'world-class transportation system.'"
And an editorial on A-8 manages only mild criticism of what the writer calls Christie's lack of leadership.
More corrections
Two more embarrassing corrections on A-2 today give readers the impression the paper has fired all of its copy editors, and that six-figure Production Editor Liz Houlton is a miserable failure at her job.
Houlton supervises the copy desk, where reporter's and editor's grammatical and factual errors are supposed to be caught and corrected.
But copy editors have always been regarded with contempt, and it shows in the final product.
Are you Charlie?
More Page 1 coverage of the slayings of Paris cartoonists continues to focus on satirical images of the prophet Muhammad (A-1).
What you won't find in mainstream coverage is the opinion of people of color who live in France, as expressed in The Maroon Colony:
"I’m not Charlie for several reasons: Charlie Hebdo for many people of color in France, particularly in Paris, that don’t benefit from mixed or proximity-to-White French- privilege is extremely racist. It’s a particular brand of French racism and xenophobia sheltered under the grey tent of “satire”. It’s belittingly. It’s demeaning. And it’s a larger, published example of the explicit forms of aggression that many people of color in Paris live with, daily."
Judicial nominees
The obit page seems an odd choice for a story about 11 lawyers who have been nominated for state Superior Court, including nine for Bergen County (L-6).
The story doesn't say whether the nominees have to contribute a lot of money to Christie or his party.
Driver re-training?
Does County Executive James Tedesco need a refresher course in how closely to follow another vehicle?
Tedesco was driving an unmarked Bergen County police vehicle on Tuesday evening when he struck the rear of another vehicle on Route 17 north, part of a "chain-reaction accident" involving four cars (L-2).
The county executive should get points for car pooling to Trenton for Christie's State of the State speech with his chief of staff, Michele DiIorgi, but the story doesn't say where they were going when the accident occurred in Rochelle Park.
They won't kill you
Staff Writer Steve Janoski's story on so-called superfoods is another example of why you should never rely on the media for medical or nutritional advice (A-1 and BL-1).
None of the superfood packages I've seen claim to cure disease or "ward off cancer," as the reporter says.
But Janoski fails to report that quinoa, chia seeds and other so-called superfoods do have one big advantage over the animal fats you'll find in meat and dairy products.
They won't clog your arteries and kill you.
Even the headline is offensive:
"Getting real about 'superfood' love"